Zelda, Pokemanz, Bullcrap

Hi. I'm Lelia. Pronounced lee-luh. When I was born, my mother was unconscious and my dad didn't know how to spell my name. I have a weird name, that's misspelled, and it couldn't fit me any better.
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pussylipgloss:

baelor:

IM SCREAMING WHO DID THIS

*gets life*

glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of image

citizenpayney:

sharkchunks:

givemeinternet:

Bluest Fish I’ve Ever Seen

It seems aware of its blueness and unable to process it.

"How did someone see me?"

citizenpayney:

sharkchunks:

givemeinternet:

Bluest Fish I’ve Ever Seen

It seems aware of its blueness and unable to process it.

"How did someone see me?"

kanaya-in-the-tardis:

deranged-baby:

OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS

"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."

[easter nails!] #nailart #notd #stripes

[easter nails!] #nailart #notd #stripes

[babybear’s telling it like it is!]

davidandthat:

surprisingly accurate.

davidandthat:

surprisingly accurate.

punkbowlcut:

when ur mum starts asking u things just as uve woken up image

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

[pros and cons of sick days: con-sick. pro- don’t have to go out in this weather.] #rainyday #sick

[pros and cons of sick days: con-sick. pro- don’t have to go out in this weather.] #rainyday #sick