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Hi. I'm Lelia. Pronounced lee-luh. When I was born, my mother was unconscious and my dad didn't know how to spell my name. I have a weird name, that's misspelled, and it couldn't fit me any better.
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[easter nails!] #nailart #notd #stripes

[easter nails!] #nailart #notd #stripes

[babybear’s telling it like it is!]

davidandthat:

surprisingly accurate.

davidandthat:

surprisingly accurate.

punkbowlcut:

when ur mum starts asking u things just as uve woken up image

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

[pros and cons of sick days: con-sick. pro- don’t have to go out in this weather.] #rainyday #sick

[pros and cons of sick days: con-sick. pro- don’t have to go out in this weather.] #rainyday #sick

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

linpatootie:

I really hate long-ass ‘previously on…’ bits in front of episodes

I fucking know what happened previously ok

I just marathonned two seasons in a day trust me I know

thegleepocalypse:

tofumotherfucker:

ladymacmeth:

the sound of high heels on the pavement as you walk is the ultimate power trip, like you could be buying milk or on your way to assassinate someone

or you could be crippling yourself to uphold a patriarchal beauty standard

or you could be simply wanting to wear high heels while crushing the patriarchy. Click click mother fucker. 

lyssa-fer:

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I got a little dog and I think it’s from Animal Crossing but I’m not sure